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Post  degreenfreak on Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:47 am

"Stuck inside a game

I am stuck in a game. it's called Resident Evil 4. it has bad people. with chainsaws.

oh dear.

there's 5 bad people behind me. one of them has a chainsaw. I only have one shell in my shotgun.

oh dear.

I attempt to switch my gun. none of my other guns have any ammo.

oh dear.

all I have is a stupid egg I can use. I throw it. it didn't do any damage.

oh dear.

they cornered me. I shoot with my one shot gun shell. I missed.

oh dear.

a chainsaw guy decapitated me. I feel pain.

oh dear."

GO AWAY BOREDOM I NEVER ASKED YOU TO FOLLOW ME!


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Post  Mavander on Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:49 am

How can you feel pain if you've been dacapitated? Whatever that means.
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Post  degreenfreak on Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:50 am

decapitated: "oh god, WHERE'S MY HEAD?!"

magic Mav, magic...

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Post  Mavander on Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:52 am

Okay, I'm done here.
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Post  Mr Aids on Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:20 pm

When you're decapitated, you still live for a max of 7 seconds.

Where you're headless corpse runs around flailing their arms wildly.

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Post  Mavander on Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:27 am

I thought that works only with chickens...?
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Post  Mr Aids on Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:28 am

Humans too.

You'll see movies where humans are decapitated and then they'll walk a couple of steps before collapsing.

Based off fact though.

Go ahead, try it out for yourself!

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Post  degreenfreak on Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:52 am

Mr Aids wrote:Go ahead, try it out for yourself!

man, you actually made that sound so convincing! for real! Shocked

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Post  Mr Aids on Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:01 pm

That was the plan.

So...did you try it yet?

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Post  Toshimi-chan on Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:41 pm

Give me a victim and I'll try it
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